This is SO me, especially the sense of humour bit!! It's really scary...

I'm listening to my smut song!! It wasn't intentional, it just came up on my CD player (honestly) It's one of my favourites by this artist but NOT my absolute favourite!! *snicker*. One of the lyrics in the song I'm listening to has the words 'that's alright, I clock 'em that way. Reminds me of something James used to say'. I'll see if I can find the full lyrics!!

Found them!!  I think you can see why it's called my smut song!

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There’s a rumor goin’ all round that u ain’t been gettin’ served
They say that u ain’t u know what
In baby who knows how long
It’s hard 4 me 2 say what’s right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (here I am)

I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named vanessa bet (bet)
She said u told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (here I am)

Gett off (gett off)

1 2 3 - nah, little cutie, I ain’t drinkin’ (gett off)
Scope this, I was just thinkin’
U + me, what a ride
If u was thinkin’ the same
We could continue outside (gett off)
Lay your pretty body against a parkin’ meter
Strip your dress down
Like I was strippin’ a peter paul’s almond joy
Lemme show u baby I’m a talented boy

Everybody grab a body
Pump it like u want somebody

Gett off (gett off)

So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (g-g-gett off)
In my paisley crib
Whatcha want 2 eat? ribs
Ha, toy, I don’t serve ribs...
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down

Honey them hips is gone
That’s alright, I clock ’em that way
Remind me of something james used to say...

I like ’em fat
I like ’em proud
Ya gotta have a mother for me

Now move your big ass ’round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I’m the big dipper

(kick it)

(gett off)

(gett off)

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve (gett off)
There’s a rumor goin’ all round that u ain’t been gettin’ served (gett off)
They say that u ain’t u know what
In baby who knows how long (gett off)
It’s hard 4 me 2 say what’s right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am

Come on

Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off

Now I'm in the mood to write some smut!!! Hmm I guess I better explain what happened between Jade and James when they disappeared for 10 days... Or I could be evil and not... *snicker* What do you think, people?