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Thank you for flying 'Air Jade'. Enjoy your stay!
Warning: This jounal includes insanity and randomness. Sanity definitely is not a welcome option here.
However, Mancandy is always welcome!!
Okay, this is a place for me to jot down any fic ideas that come to me... It will contain spoilers for all my fics that I am working on... Hehe I'll be teasing you with snippets... Please note that not all the snippets will be from one fic!!! Any ideas for titles will be welcome!! A more updated post of this can also be found here
Snippets
James ran his hand down the leather jacket he was wearing, then brought his hand up to the top and slowly peeled it open, while smiling brightly. All the girls swooned. James noticed their reactions and his smile grew.
Ideas for titles (or chapter titles)
James Potter in Leather
James Potter Unleashed
James Potter Stripped
James Gets Dirrty (a pun on the song I was listening to as I wrote it)
Dialogue ideas (written in script form)
James: "So if I take off all my clothes in the middle of the Great Hall, does that mean I'm sex mad?"
Remus: "Yes Prongs, it does."
James: "Oh, that's okay then."
Jade: "Besides, why do you need confirmation on what we already know, James? Are you feeling alright? You don't need viagra, do you?"
James (between gritted teeth): "I DO NOT NEED VIAGRA!!"
Remus: "Well..."
James: "Don't you start Moony. I've had to put up with enough from Jade."
Jade: "Sorry James. You don't need viagra... Maybe just a..." (is cut off by James putting his hand over her mouth.)
"Jade? Come on, time to wake up. Jade, please wake up. Jade? Jade? Wake up!" A long pause. "Jade, I love you. Please wake up, darling..."
Jade opened her eyes and smiled at the man in front of her. "I love you too. Okay, that sounded really lame..."
"Jade, you're alright!" He leaned in and kissed her on the lips.
I'm not telling you who it is... *evil laugh*
***EDIT FOR MORE SNIPPETS***
"I'm sorry, it's not going to work out..."
"You love him, don't you?"
"Yes, but I also love you too. I can't choose..."
"Don't choose then, take us both."
"You mean that?"
"Yes."
"Does Sirius come in that package as well?"
"Leave some men for everyone else."
"Like you?"
"That's not what I meant, Jade."
"Suuuurrre, and I'm Captain James T Kirk of the USS Enterprise..."
"Really? Well Captain, you're looking a touch female to me. Oh wait, you were being sarcastic."
AND my favourite bit! This takes place a little later...
"Yeah, well I can still kick your butt... AND if that fails, I can drop you with my phaser..." Jade said, waving a sausage around threatenly.
"Enough with the Star Trek references." Harry groaned.
"Well Harry, it's kinda differcult to avoid them when your dad is named James Kirk."
"Besides I alway thought that was my dad's sausage your waving around."
"Harry, I'm not even going to touch that comment."
"Let's party!!"
"Okay. We need to play a few party games..."
"Ooh like Truth or Dare or Spin the bottle?"
"Yeah, Truth or Dare is fun."
"Especially when your victim chooses dare."
"Jade! You evil girl!"
"I know."
"You have the makings of a Marauder. Okay, Padfoot, you can start?"
"Jade, truth or dare?"
"Truth. Hit me with your best shot!"
"Who do you love out of Moony or Prongs?"
"Padfoot! You can't expect her to choose."
"Yes I can. So who is it, Jade?"
Yet Another Snippet!!
"You're in love with my sister?"
"Yes."
"That's cool... However, if you hurt her I will personally shove this transfiguration book so far down your throat that you'll have to pull it outta your bum. A vague disclaimer is no one's friend..."
I couldn't resist the Buffy reference!!
Nooo!You can't do this you evil woman!evil snippets ..grr..I wanna know who it is..meh.
Haha! I refuse to tell you... I know I'm evil!! I edited it to add a few more snippets!! I wonder who they were talking about!!